WeezelD ([info]weezeld) wrote,
@ 2009-07-05 18:59:00
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Entry tags:bobo, flower, garden, pool, sting, twins, wasps

Membership Paid

Just a reminder to all Bobos, dues can be paid annually at any time. This really shouldnt be a problem for you, even with the economic times as bad as they are. I am fully confident in our ability to be stupid, no matter how much money is involved.

 

In case youre wondering, I renewed my membership today.

 

So Im outside working in the garden and hear some buzzing above the table we have setup for the kids to eat snacks and also where I had their towels (they were playing in the pool).

 

I looked up and saw a huge wasps nest in the holly tree directly above the table. So first I move the table and then I worry about the kids playing out there, so I go into Dad protector mode. I dont actually see any movement and its later in the day, so I decide Ill just chop off the branch its on and get rid of the whole thing.

 

Mistake #1.

 

WaspNest

The tree limb cutter didnt cut all the way through on the first try. So the branch kinda worbled and woke up the whole hive. Apparently it wasnt as late in the day as it should be.

 

Mistake #2.

 

So the buggers chased me across the yard and stung me three times I was yelling like a girl, as the situation warranted. As you  can see by my picture, the clippers are still hanging in the tree branch that they failed to cut.

 

When I got done whacking the ones on my shoulder and taking my shirt off, Alia asked me what happened. I said I was stung by a wasp. A: Whats a wasp? Me: Its kinda like a bee.

 

A: Oh, a bumblebee. You must smell like a flower.

 

So I called Jean, told her the whole story. Told her to buy some wasp spray. When she got home, I looked at the stuff - Hot Shot, With a 27 foot stream.

 

Woo Baby!! Im taking full advantage of THAT.

 

I unloaded 1/2 of the can on the damn thing, and then another 1/4 from the other direction (once things settled down).

 

Now I have to wait 24 hours to take it away, as the wasps who werent there will come back to the nest and get their comeuppance.



Originally published at If Chaos Were Organized.




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[info]thomas_delbroc
2009-07-05 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Methinks it was you that got the comeuppance...

*Saaaa-lute!*

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[info]wobblyweeble
2009-07-06 12:58 am UTC (link)
Hot Shot, that's some gooooood stuff...and my weapon of choice for insects that have the potential to kill me.

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[info]wingblaze
2009-07-06 12:12 pm UTC (link)
Better than my trick.

So I finally go through my garb bin - the one that traveled to war and contained some clothes that only got pulled out for war. Some of them had... suffered at the hands of some creatures so I was getting rid of what was trashed, or didn't fit and washing the rest.

Two doublets and one set of fencing armor didn't make the cut (didn't fit any more).

"Well those are decent buttons - I should take those off and save them."

I grab an extendable disposable xacto knife to cut off the buttons. I extend it way out.

I nick one finger. Two. Three. (No blood yet.) But I'm still not getting the message.

Four. Drawing blood this time and enough that I have to stop immediately and bandage it up.

Finally I decide to get smarter and change the game. Gee, you know I have this chain-mail glove in my fencing bag...

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[info]rlg
2009-07-06 02:06 pm UTC (link)
... repeat after me, "scissors, use scissors to cut off buttons"

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[info]wingblaze
2009-07-06 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Sadly, that never even occurred to me.

"A blade - I need a blade..."

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[info]wobblyweeble
2009-07-06 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes auto-pilot isn't necessarily a good thing.

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[info]thomas_delbroc
2009-07-06 05:28 pm UTC (link)
You looking for a Point??

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[info]wingblaze
2009-07-06 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Nah. Factoring out my aversion to such things, this is instance is deficient in cause.

1. No stitches were required, nor was there a visit to the hospital.

2. I rectified the situation before any significant damage was done.

3. My solution actually worked rather than leading to greater catastrophe.

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